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"Embrace a wonderfully unconventional sense of humor with a look that turns a classic coastal theme into a witty conversation starter. Grounded in a love for dry, sarcastic comedy, this concept uses a playful twist on companionship to bring infectious laughter to everyday life. It embodies a carefree, lighthearted attitude that doesn't take itself too seriously, making it perfect for those who appreciate irreverent jokes and beach vibes."
You Are Never Lonely When You Have Crabs Funny Ocean Life Sarcastic Dark Humor Retro Beach Pun Comfort Colors T-Shirt
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Product Features
Material: 100% Cotton
Pattern: Solid Color
Brand: Comfort Colors
- Printed and shipped from Oregon by Inkdify
- High-end DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology
- Vibrant color, sharp detail, and breathable cotton feel
- 6.1 oz./yd² (US), 10 oz/L yd (CA), 100% ring-spun cotton, 30 singles
- Garment-dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home.
- Soft ring-spun cotton fabric with 100% cotton threads
- Relaxed fit
- Topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Shoulder to shoulder twill tape
- Signature twill label
- Made With Respect Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
- Our clean pigment dye colors are salt free
- Sustainable Manufacturing: This product meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100
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Care instructions
Machine Wash Cold
Tumble Dry Medium
Do not Bleach
Machine Wash Cold
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